hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer
Ah yes a degree in lawyer.
name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
wat are u talking about they all make scents
shut the fuck up
Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life