rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via gnarly)

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

extraordinary-british-gentleman:

weedhitler:

fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer

Ah yes a degree in lawyer.

(via where-the-stars-are)

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(via the-fear-of-falling)

dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

(via gnarly)